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Hi and welcome to my page.
So, you're under the impression that you want to know about me?
Well, I suppose that I could claim that I'm a 10 year old midget named Zed with a penchant for fine cigars, good scotch, hot middle age moms and, well written, right leaning web sites.
My hobbies include screwing and playing checkers and, the babysitter says that I have a cute ass. Of course she would, I'm a 10 year old boy.

Or, if ya don't buy into that... I could tell you that I'm an ex Hollywood porn starlett who's sporting the strongest case of the clap in recorded history and I have a poodle named Lester, that sleeps with me.

Maybe I could tell you that I'm a Sherpa mountain guide that had a dream of being the head greeter at the Walmart in Slipadicktome, Alabama. On weekends, I'd just hike down from the mountains and gaze lovingly at the Walmart of my dreams and hope for that coveted blue vest.

It really doesn't matter who I am or what I do though. What does matter is that you find this page interesting lest, you go back to surfing porn, eating Cheeto's and, burning through several more rolls of Bounty, the quicker picker upper. Nothing worse than chafing from a hard porn addiction.
Before I made my residence here, I had a spot over at Blogger. That site was running for about a year or so and, I had a couple hundred regular readers per day. Not even on most folks radar in the blog world.
With this site, I'll keep a counter but, only to track who's reading because honestly, there are several people who I don't want reading this site. The hit count doesn't matter because I don't care if I have ten readers or, ten thousand.
None of my history will come over from Blogger.
You'll just have to read what I type here and see if you like it or not.